April 2013
147 posts
“Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the...”
– Robert H. Schuller (via thesearosesail)
therealhamster:
wisewun1:
therealhamster:
one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day
hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL
“When you’ve cried for so long that you just stop and sit there ,...”
Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship destiel
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guceubcuesu:
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